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Sunday, December 16, 2012

OMGPD: Pile of Poo, a Hanging Alpaca & More Odd Police News

Our weekly roundup of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Well, that's not a bathroom Newton Police responded to Clearwater Road on Dec. 1 after a resident reported a large pile of human feces on her front porch. According to reports, the woman found the pile of poo around 10 a.m. and had to clean it up: http://patch.com/A-0jqd   To serve and protect ... alpacas According to the Dec. 7 Wayland police log, a contractor working in the area of 2 Catherine's Farm Road called after spotting "a suspicious animal hanging from the garage" at about 5:45 p.m. Police responded to find an alpaca from a Lincoln farm hanging in a sling of sorts. It turns out the animal was undergoing therapy for an injury and was in perfectly good hands: http://patch.com/A-0pl9 An odd photographer A woman who was walking her …

Sunday, December 9, 2012

OMGPD: Handy Bank Robber Hiding Place, a Bad Day Gets Worse & More True Police Stories

Our weekly roundup of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Coffee to go Wayland Police responded to a call on Dec. 5 regarding a someone who really wanted their coffee to go. According to the police log, the caller reported that someone had possibly stolen a single Keurig coffeemaker: http://patch.com/A-0hJx Now there's a handy hiding spot Watertown Police caught a Waltham couple believed to have robbed a Citizens Bank located in a Stop & Shop with help from a witness who says s/he saw the man climb into the trunk of a car parked in the fire lane in front of the supermarket: http://patch.com/A-0bD1 A bad day gets worse At 3:33 p.m. on Dec. 5, Woburn Police were dispatched to a three-car accident on Salem Street. According to police, one woman admitted she caused the chain reaction accident because…

Sunday, December 2, 2012

OMGPD: Toilet on the Lawn, Spitting on the Windows & Shooting Kitty

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Workers place toilet on woman's lawn, charge $20 to remove it On the morning of Nov. 15 in Burlington, a September Lane caller reported that workers from across the street placed a toilet on her lawn and were refusing to remove it unless she paid them $20. Police spoke with the workmen, who agreed to remove the toilet without incident: http://patch.com/A-zPkg   Never mind A School Street resident notified the Acton Police Department on Nov. 15 about two male subjects with backpacks who were trying to enter a house through a window. When responding officers investigated, they determined the two males were brothers who live at the residence and forgot their keys when they came home from school: http://patch.com/A-zF7K   When they're not …

Sunday, November 18, 2012

OMGPD: A Toy Near-Tragedy, a Nervous Cabbie & No Nodding Out in Public

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of odd police logs from around the area. Almost Armageddon   In Lexington, a Bellflower Street resident on Nov. 10 reported a toy Hess truck had been stolen. Turns out, the toy was not stolen and was found in the resident’s car, police reported: http://patch.com/A-z2zw Even the Cabbie was Nervous At 4:49 a.m. on Nov. 11, a 22-year-old Hadley man was placed in protective custody after Woburn police received another report of a problem at the Unicorn Park Marriot Hotel. Police say the man was found passed out under several pizza boxes and beer cans. The hotel staff asked police to escort all of the room occupants off the premises. Police called a cab and followed it, as the driver brought the men to …

Sunday, November 11, 2012

OMGPD: Sex-for-Drugs, McDonalds Drive-Through Smash-and-Run & T-H-E-F-T: Bingo!

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of strange police logs from around the area. "Partying"-for-Drugs  Watertown Police received a tip that a man was advertising that he would trade drugs to "party" with a woman. Police set up a time to meet the man in the Starbucks parking lot and a female undercover officer met the man. He gave her Adderall, and police arrested him for having a Class B drug: http://patch.com/A-zvQ   Trip to the Hospital, Trip To Jail On Nov. 6, Wayland police received information leading them to believe that a suspect wanted for an attempted carjacking might be at a Concord hospital. Police did some checking and verified that John R. Abbott, of Wayland, was in fact at a Concord hospital. Concord police subsequently …

Sunday, November 4, 2012

OMGPD: Recycle-a-Pet, a Creepy Lurker & More

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of odd police logs from around the area. I Don't Think That's Recyclable Wayland police were called into animal control mode on the evening of Oct. 24. According to the log, a caller reported that an "unidentified animal" was trapped in a recycling container at 28 Pequot Road. Officers responded and freed the animal. The species was not reported in the log: http://patch.com/A-zg11   Not a Heart Attack, but an OUI?  A Needham man was arrested Sunday, Oct. 28, after Newton police responded to Commonwealth Avenue and Chestnut Street for reports of someone possibly in cardiac arrest. When police arrived on scene, they found the man was not in cardiac arrest, was not diabetic, and was not on medication. …

Sunday, October 28, 2012

OMGPD: Jane Doe's Dine-n-Dash, Pizza Slice Temper Tantrums & Tell-Tale Egg Cartons

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of odd police logs from around the area: For most movie-reviewers, a thumbs-down signal suffices A teen from New York City was arrested Saturday after he allegedly kicked out a window at the AMC Theatres in Chestnut Hill. According to police reports, one of the theatre's security guards saw two male teens walking by the theatre when one of them kicked a glass pane, shattering the window. The security guard recovered the boot, that had actually come off the teen's foot, and found that the shoe was embedded with glass shards. Police say Elliot Charles Mamiye, 18, of 153 Franklin St. New York, NY, was arrested and charged with destruction of property over $250: http://patch.com/A-yTyW   How does Jane Doe's…

Sunday, October 21, 2012

OMGPD: Solo Hide and Seek, Boy Who Cried Assault

Our weekly compilation of some of the more, ahem, unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of unusual police logs from around the area: Man impersonates police officer A Centerville, Mass., man was arrested Oct. 16 after allegedly impersonating a police officer in a Newton Centre parking lot. According to reports, the reporting party told police he pulled in to the municipal parking lot on Langley Road Tuesday night when a man wearing a neon green vest stepped in front of his vehicle and approached the driver's side window. The driver said the man in the vest stated he was a police officer and reached into the car and mumbled something incoherent, reports said. Once the driver questioned the man's status as a police officer, the man in the vest began to back away. When police arrived, they …

Sunday, October 14, 2012

OMGPD: Bieber v. Tupac, Breitling v. Timex, Husband v. Wife

Our weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the Boston area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly roundup of odd police logs from around the area: Flipping the Bird Leads to This  The Sudbury Police Department received a call Friday afternoon about a hit-and-run accident on Boston Post Road. The responding officer located the car and driver who allegedly left the scene at Horse Pond Road. After further investigation, the incident turned out to be a case of road rage between two drivers instead of a hit-and-run. The drivers apparently exchanged gestures that started the incident. Neither car showed damage. http://patch.com/A-y1nF   Bieber v. Tupac Lexington police on Monday responded to a report of graffiti written in spray paint and magic marker on basketball courts on Worthen Road. Among the vandalism was …

Sunday, October 7, 2012

OMGPD: Dunkin' Donuts Water Fight, Man with Cat Jumps Out of Dumpster and More

Patch's weekly compilation of some of the more unusual police reports from around the area. An arrest does not indicate a conviction.

Welcome to OMGPD, our weekly round-up of unique police logs from around the area: Dunkin’ Donuts Employee, Customer Have Water Fight Needham Police were called to the Dunkin' Donuts at 1203 Highland Ave. on Sept. 25 to help with a dispute between a customer and an employee. The Dunkins employee told police that the customer had ”tossed a cup of water at her face,” according to reports. The customer said that the employee had “tossed two metal water pitchers at her head and arm.” Neither individual wanted to press charges: http://needham.patch.com/articles/police-reports-dunkin-donuts-employee-customer-have-water-fight 'Scuse me, officer, could I run to the bathroom while you look into whether I was OUI?' Brookline police responded to a …

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